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Tuesday, June 7, 2016
Oskar Blues Latest Release - Priscilla White Wit Wheat (5.2% ABV)
Saturday, May 28, 2016
Beer/Food Pairing Chart
The real snob knows (or at least pretends to know) which foods pair favorably with their favorite beers. We had to learn somewhere, and this is a good place to start.
Wednesday, May 4, 2016
Beer Tripping - Jacksonville, Florida
We Snobs travel to events and destinations across the country and further abroad in the pursuit of our favorite tasty beverage. While Tampa gets most of the press for craft brewing in Florida, we have heard whispers about Jacksonville's burgeoning beer market, so we though we would take the trip to see if the rumors were true. We were pleasantly surprised and had a great weekend of boozing and suggest that you try Freakville as well, here are a few recommendations for you to try.
Favorite Pub - Goozlepipe and Guttyworks
Kickback's Gastropub has been open in the hipster area known as 5 Points/Riverside on King Street since 2005. The gastropub was well known for a dandy beer selection and really decent food... and equally famous for dead slow service. They recently expanded into the space next door which is about 6 times the size of the original pub and christened it Goozlepipe and Guttyworks.
Goozlepipe and Guttyworks is a really cool space with a semi-steampunk feel with 3 levels of entertainment are featuring a mezzanine overlooking the pub, the main room, and a basement (purported to have a large assortment of Belgian beers) as well as a covered outdoor space for those who love to sweat. As verified snobs, our primary goal was to witness and enjoy the Belgian basement, said to have over 100,000 bottles of Belgian liquid gold ... and IT WAS FRIGGING CLOSED, for a 'private event' (Brew Bus can kiss my hairy ass). I must say, that even though we were disappointed to be denied the basement, the main dining room was cool enough to keep us entertained for several hours with their 190+ beers on tap and Gramatic playing on Pandora. Though we did not try anything from their extensive food menu, the offerings looked quite tempting, however, the regulars that were chatting with said their service, though not as slow as before, is still not stellar. We will happily visit this pub again ... and the basement had better be open.
http://www.kickbacksgastropub.com/goozlepipe---guttyworks.html
910/914 King St.
Jacksonville, FL 32204
Favorite Brewery - Pinglehead Brewing/Brewers Pizza Brewpub
An exuberant fan convinced us to make the drive to Orange Park to try out this brewpub. And ain't this an odd little place. A tiny hole in the wall pizza joint called Brewers Pizza and what the hell? A brewery in the back? No shit?
Banana Pancakes (9.5% ABV) breast .... yeasty .... sweet .... yep, banana pancakes. I feel as if though I could drink lots of this one, but at 9.5% the reality is that at 9.5%, 2 glasses would put me on the floor.
Badass BD's Dark Belgian Ale (9.0% ABV) these guys sure do like sweet beers, but damn fine. Do you like Belgian Quads? Try this one. Dark fruits and molasses .. Smoooooooth.
Ambitious Monk Belgian Triple (8.5% ABV) again, a superb beer. This gem is a yeasty treat with a bit more sweetness that you would normally find in a triple, but not overpoweringly so. I would probably compare more to more to a Duvel than to a Belgian triple.
Redemption Brown Ale (6.9% ABV) this is a fine example of a brown. Malty and slightly dry, but a bit thin, with a coffee background ... an easy drinker.
The beers were a bit sweeter than we typicall prefer, but the flavors were quite refined, good stuff. There was a steady parade of patrons lining up to take their pizza to go who praised their food, though we were to stuffed to try any.
http://www.brewerspizza.com/home/
14B Blanding Blvd.
Orange Park, Florida 32073
Favorite Restaurant - Blind Rabbit: A Burger and Whiskey Bar
This hipster joint can be found directly across the street from Goozlepipe and Guttyworks and while you would thing we would go for a joint with great beers, we sometimes have other cravings. Yeah, of course we are self described beer snobs, but we are whiskey whores as well. No, no, don't worry, they had a pretty damn fine beer list as well, but honestly, were weren't there for the booze, we needed sustenance. This place also had a great vibe, a kind of a relaxed sophistication that you rarely find, and with very good service. The gang jumped all over the whiskey, then immediately face first into the menu filled with southern style delights and burgers (http://theblindrabbitwhiskeybar.com/menu/). Once the food arrived the conversation ceased as we were busily occupied with stuffing our faces. Delightful entrees all around and zero complaints
with the Southern Burger and Shrimp & Grits garnishing the most accolades. Dandy whiskey joint.
http://theblindrabbitwhiskeybar.com/
901 King Street
Jacksonville, Florida 32204
Favorite Pub - Goozlepipe and Guttyworks
Kickback's Gastropub has been open in the hipster area known as 5 Points/Riverside on King Street since 2005. The gastropub was well known for a dandy beer selection and really decent food... and equally famous for dead slow service. They recently expanded into the space next door which is about 6 times the size of the original pub and christened it Goozlepipe and Guttyworks.
Goozlepipe and Guttyworks is a really cool space with a semi-steampunk feel with 3 levels of entertainment are featuring a mezzanine overlooking the pub, the main room, and a basement (purported to have a large assortment of Belgian beers) as well as a covered outdoor space for those who love to sweat. As verified snobs, our primary goal was to witness and enjoy the Belgian basement, said to have over 100,000 bottles of Belgian liquid gold ... and IT WAS FRIGGING CLOSED, for a 'private event' (Brew Bus can kiss my hairy ass). I must say, that even though we were disappointed to be denied the basement, the main dining room was cool enough to keep us entertained for several hours with their 190+ beers on tap and Gramatic playing on Pandora. Though we did not try anything from their extensive food menu, the offerings looked quite tempting, however, the regulars that were chatting with said their service, though not as slow as before, is still not stellar. We will happily visit this pub again ... and the basement had better be open.http://www.kickbacksgastropub.com/goozlepipe---guttyworks.html
910/914 King St.
Jacksonville, FL 32204
Favorite Brewery - Pinglehead Brewing/Brewers Pizza Brewpub
An exuberant fan convinced us to make the drive to Orange Park to try out this brewpub. And ain't this an odd little place. A tiny hole in the wall pizza joint called Brewers Pizza and what the hell? A brewery in the back? No shit?
Banana Pancakes (9.5% ABV) breast .... yeasty .... sweet .... yep, banana pancakes. I feel as if though I could drink lots of this one, but at 9.5% the reality is that at 9.5%, 2 glasses would put me on the floor.
Badass BD's Dark Belgian Ale (9.0% ABV) these guys sure do like sweet beers, but damn fine. Do you like Belgian Quads? Try this one. Dark fruits and molasses .. Smoooooooth.
Ambitious Monk Belgian Triple (8.5% ABV) again, a superb beer. This gem is a yeasty treat with a bit more sweetness that you would normally find in a triple, but not overpoweringly so. I would probably compare more to more to a Duvel than to a Belgian triple.
Redemption Brown Ale (6.9% ABV) this is a fine example of a brown. Malty and slightly dry, but a bit thin, with a coffee background ... an easy drinker.
The beers were a bit sweeter than we typicall prefer, but the flavors were quite refined, good stuff. There was a steady parade of patrons lining up to take their pizza to go who praised their food, though we were to stuffed to try any.
http://www.brewerspizza.com/home/
14B Blanding Blvd.
Orange Park, Florida 32073
Favorite Restaurant - Blind Rabbit: A Burger and Whiskey Bar
This hipster joint can be found directly across the street from Goozlepipe and Guttyworks and while you would thing we would go for a joint with great beers, we sometimes have other cravings. Yeah, of course we are self described beer snobs, but we are whiskey whores as well. No, no, don't worry, they had a pretty damn fine beer list as well, but honestly, were weren't there for the booze, we needed sustenance. This place also had a great vibe, a kind of a relaxed sophistication that you rarely find, and with very good service. The gang jumped all over the whiskey, then immediately face first into the menu filled with southern style delights and burgers (http://theblindrabbitwhiskeybar.com/menu/). Once the food arrived the conversation ceased as we were busily occupied with stuffing our faces. Delightful entrees all around and zero complaints
with the Southern Burger and Shrimp & Grits garnishing the most accolades. Dandy whiskey joint.http://theblindrabbitwhiskeybar.com/
901 King Street
Jacksonville, Florida 32204
Friday, April 29, 2016
Brewery of the Month - Marker 48 Brewing
Have you read all of the reviews for Marker 48 Brewing online? All of the people who reviewed the brewery on Yelp gave it 5 our of 5 stars. Everyone. So we had to make the trip north to Brooksville to try this bastion of craft brewing in the hinterlands. Brooksville.
The facility is really pretty nice. They have taken an abondoned oil auto repair facility and converted it to create a very pleasant tasting room and brewery. While you are sitting at one of the tables you can look down through a glass window into what was at one time the oil changing access pit and oil storage to see barrels of aging brews. Nicely done. They are dog friendly as well and will even bring your stinky pooch a fresh bowl of water to enjoy. Also, the bar features a cooling tray to keep your beers nice and cold and the servers are quite pleasant.
At some time, however, you are going to actually have to try their beer.
The were several first timers at our table, none local, and all had very similar views on what was being sampled. Here is a brief synopsis of what we tried:
Half Fin Hefe (7% ABV) - Slightly yeasty, traditional banana flavor, very light. Easy drink
Gulf Coast Blonde (4.5% ABV) - Fair session beer with just enough hops to be interesting. Light body.
Suncoast Trail, Cream Ale (5.5% ABV) - Can't say that I would care to try this one a second time.
Meet the Heat, Raspberry Chili Saison (7% ABV) - The raspberry overpowers any subtly that you would expect from a saison. No chili burn detected.
Belgian Bronze, 'Belgian Specialty' Beer (6% ABV) - Not sure what exactly is Belgian about it. Tastes like an OK brown ale.
Mermaids Milk, Milk Stout (6% ABV) - A decent enough stout that I wouldn't turn down if offered to me, but I wouldn't seek it out.
Tel: (352) 606-2509
The facility is really pretty nice. They have taken an abondoned oil auto repair facility and converted it to create a very pleasant tasting room and brewery. While you are sitting at one of the tables you can look down through a glass window into what was at one time the oil changing access pit and oil storage to see barrels of aging brews. Nicely done. They are dog friendly as well and will even bring your stinky pooch a fresh bowl of water to enjoy. Also, the bar features a cooling tray to keep your beers nice and cold and the servers are quite pleasant.
At some time, however, you are going to actually have to try their beer.
The were several first timers at our table, none local, and all had very similar views on what was being sampled. Here is a brief synopsis of what we tried:
Half Fin Hefe (7% ABV) - Slightly yeasty, traditional banana flavor, very light. Easy drink
Gulf Coast Blonde (4.5% ABV) - Fair session beer with just enough hops to be interesting. Light body.
Suncoast Trail, Cream Ale (5.5% ABV) - Can't say that I would care to try this one a second time.
Meet the Heat, Raspberry Chili Saison (7% ABV) - The raspberry overpowers any subtly that you would expect from a saison. No chili burn detected.
Belgian Bronze, 'Belgian Specialty' Beer (6% ABV) - Not sure what exactly is Belgian about it. Tastes like an OK brown ale.
Mermaids Milk, Milk Stout (6% ABV) - A decent enough stout that I wouldn't turn down if offered to me, but I wouldn't seek it out.
Our biggest issue that we had with the Marker 48 beers was that all were thin and water with none of the beers tried having any texture. Though to be perfectly honest ... Brooksville. The brewer may be having to choose between producing full flavored brews vs. the palates of people that typically choose Bud Light as their beer of choice.
Their beer are decent enough (except for the cream ale, which is a beer to avoid) and not unpleasant. In a sports bar setting I would choose their beers over mass market beers, but I would probably not choose them over most of the other local craft brewers. Should you be driving along Cortez Boulevard in Brooksville, stop in, have a beer, it is worth the stop. We cannot, however, recommend making a special trip.
Marker 48 Brewing can be found at:
12147 Cortez Blvd, Brooksville, FL 34613 Tel: (352) 606-2509
Thursday, March 17, 2016
St. Patrick's Day Chocolate Stout Layer Cake
Cake AND beer in one place?!?! Hell, yes!
Ingredients
- Cake
- 2 cups stout (such as Guinness)
- 2 cups (4 sticks) unsalted butter
- 1 1/2 cups unsweetened cocoa powder (preferably Dutch-process)
- 4 cups all purpose flour
- 4 cups sugar
- 1 tablespoon baking soda
- 1 1/2 teaspoons salt
- 4 large eggs
- 1 1/3 cups sour cream
- Icing
- 2 cups whipping cream
- 1 pound bittersweet (not unsweetened) or semisweet chocolate, chopped
Preparation
- For cake:
- Preheat oven to 350°F. Butter three 8-inch round cake pans with 2-inch-high sides. Line with parchment paper. Butter paper. Bring 2 cups stout and 2 cups butter to simmer in heavy large saucepan over medium heat. Add cocoa powder and whisk until mixture is smooth. Cool slightly.
- Whisk flour, sugar, baking soda, and 1 1/2 teaspoons salt in large bowl to blend. Using electric mixer, beat eggs and sour cream in another large bowl to blend. Add stout-chocolate mixture to egg mixture and beat just to combine. Add flour mixture and beat briefly on slow speed. Using rubber spatula, fold batter until completely combined. Divide batter equally among prepared pans. Bake cakes until tester inserted into center of cakes comes out clean, about 35 minutes. Transfer cakes to rack; cool 10 minutes. Turn cakes out onto rack and cool completely.
- For icing:
- Bring cream to simmer in heavy medium saucepan. Remove from heat. Add chopped chocolate and whisk until melted and smooth. Refrigerate until icing is spreadable, stirring frequently, about 2 hours.
- Place 1 cake layer on plate. Spread 2/3 cup icing over. Top with second cake layer. Spread 2/3 cup icing over. Top with third cake layer. Spread remaining icing over top and sides of cake.
Wednesday, February 17, 2016
Beer Styles 101
Sometimes we forget that no everyone has had years of beer drinking experience when we are talking to them about craft beer. Often we can see the glazed over eyes and blank stare that means they are clueless about the obscure beer fact that you are droning on about (beer snobs are FULL of obscure, boring beer facts). So here is a simple infographic to help along the neophyte who is yearning to be a zymurgyologist, just like you. Keep at it, young Skywalker, and you too may be a beer Jedi some day.
Monday, February 8, 2016
The Bad Monkey in Ybor February Tap Takeover
Hidden Springs Ale Works is this month's The Bad Monkey tape takeover.
The Bad Monkey invites you to join us at our February Tap Takeover as we welcome Hidden Springs Ale Works to come take over our Center Island Taps. On Thursday, February 18th, from 6 - 8 PM Hidden Springs Ale Works will be showcasing four of their Locally made Craft Beer selections.
There will be FREE SAMPLES, Free Beer Swag and more.
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The Bad Monkey invites you to join us at our February Tap Takeover as we welcome Hidden Springs Ale Works to come take over our Center Island Taps. On Thursday, February 18th, from 6 - 8 PM Hidden Springs Ale Works will be showcasing four of their Locally made Craft Beer selections.
There will be FREE SAMPLES, Free Beer Swag and more.
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The #BadMonkeyYbor is located in the Ybor City Historic District - we are a short #trolly ride from #DowntownTampa on The TECO Line Streetcar System/
The Bad Monkey Ybor - 1717 E 7th Ave, Tampa
www.badmonkeyybor.com
The Bad Monkey Ybor - 1717 E 7th Ave, Tampa
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